1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,011 [man whistling "Chattanooga Choo Choo"] 2 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:22,814 [elevator dings] 3 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,734 Hello, ladies. 4 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,820 "Lady," singular. 5 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:29,738 Where's your mother? 6 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,156 I'm staying at my dad's tonight. 7 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,323 But it's game night. 8 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,367 The detective always comes to game night. 9 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:38,496 Came... to game night. Maybe that's why she never texted me back. 10 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,665 Parents. They're a mystery. 11 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:41,958 Oh, well, I'll give you that. 12 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,543 [sighs] 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,422 She didn't happen to mention anything about being a gift, did she? From God? 14 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:48,965 'Cause if that's the stumbling block, 15 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,176 it's really much less of an issue than she thinks. 16 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,469 Grown-up problems. 17 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,511 Not interested. 18 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,513 Also, who cares where my mom is? 19 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,890 Well, me, for one. 20 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,684 It's game night, and Trixie's in the house. 21 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,270 Well, I suppose we could play Monopoly. 22 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:05,106 Nah. Monopoly's no fun with just two people. 23 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,025 Oh, fine. You've twisted my arm. 24 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:09,778 Since it very well be my last night on Earth, 25 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,404 let's go to the bar. 26 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,075 My parents wouldn't like that. 27 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,035 Wouldn't they? Sounds like grown-up problems to me. 28 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,078 [sighs] 29 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,205 You could tell me a story. 30 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,540 Do I look like Mister Rogers? 31 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,375 You don't have to make anything up. 32 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,920 You could just tell me about... 33 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,089 this dagger. 34 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,465 Has it ever killed anyone? 35 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:31,925 Not yet, no. 36 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:36,846 Do these work? 37 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:37,889 Uh... 38 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,933 that depends on who you're asking. [chuckles] 39 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,267 Well, what about this? 40 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,561 What, the manicure? It's just a simple buff and shine. 41 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,814 Your ring. Tell me the story of your ring. 42 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,691 Unless you'd rather talk about the handcuffs. 43 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,902 Quite the negotiator, aren't we? 44 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:52,987 Very well. 45 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,073 For one night only... 46 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,243 it's story time at the penthouse. 47 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,328 [sighs] 48 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,038 Mm. Uh... 49 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,499 My mom usually starts with "Once upon a time." 50 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:05,416 Does she? 51 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,168 Right, well... 52 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:08,753 [grunts] 53 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,131 Once upon a time, 54 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,759 the Devil went to New York City. 55 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:16,761 The year... 56 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,764 was 1946. 57 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,641 [big band music playing] 58 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,366 It was a wonderful time. 59 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,452 Men wore hats, hemlines were on the rise, 60 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,288 and so was crime. 61 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,630 Rationing was over, the boys were home from the war, 62 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,301 and the air was full of big band music and possibility. 63 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,432 An old friend had reached out, 64 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,351 asking me to meet her for a drink at the Garden Club. 65 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,524 [swing music playing] 66 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,674 Now, the Garden Club was the hottest spot on the isle of Manhattan 67 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,928 because it had the best chanteuse on the marquee. 68 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:44,766 The whole city knew her voice, but I was the only one who knew her real name. 69 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:45,683 Lilith. 70 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,310 [Trixie] Wait, who's Lilith? 71 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,645 [Lucifer] Maze's mother. 72 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,940 Her spitting image, though neither of them would ever admit it. 73 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,192 ♪ I'm tired of being pure ♪ 74 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,152 ♪ And not ♪ 75 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,695 ♪ Chased ♪ 76 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,572 [crowd cheers] 77 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,659 ♪ Like something that seeks its level ♪ 78 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,412 ♪ I wanna go to the Devil I wanna be evil ♪ 79 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,330 That's me. 80 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,959 ♪ I wanna spit tacks ♪ 81 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,462 ♪ I wanna be evil ♪ 82 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:17,215 ♪ And cheat at jacks ♪ 83 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,969 ♪ I wanna be wicked ♪ 84 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,222 ♪ I wanna tell lies ♪ 85 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,933 ♪ I wanna be mean ♪ 86 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:29,936 ♪ And throw mud pies ♪ 87 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:33,147 ♪ And at the theater ♪ 88 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:37,068 ♪ I want to change my seat ♪ 89 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:42,073 ♪ Just so I can step on everybody's feet ♪ 90 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,368 ♪ I wanna be evil ♪ 91 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,746 ♪ I wanna hurt flies ♪ 92 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:55,378 ♪ I wanna sing songs  Like the guy who cries ♪ 93 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,797 ♪ I wanna be horrid ♪ 94 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,717 ♪ I wanna drink booze ♪ 95 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,011 ♪ And whatever I've got ♪ 96 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:08,308 ♪ I'm eager to lose ♪ 97 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:14,272 ♪ I wanna be evil ♪ 98 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:19,444 ♪ Little evil me ♪ 99 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,948 ♪ Just as mean and evil ♪ 100 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,744 ♪ As I ♪ 101 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,621 ♪ Can ♪ 102 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:35,543 ♪ Be ♪ 103 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,215 Meow. 104 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,980 What the hell do you think you're doing, laddie? 105 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,400 I'm just going to speak with my friend. 106 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,277 Shouldn't be eyeballing Lily Rose like that. 107 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,737 She's Stompanato's girl. 108 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,530 [Lilith] Put it in neutral, boys. 109 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:08,826 Trust me. 110 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,287 That's a fight you don't want to pick. 111 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,705 Mm-hmm. 112 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:16,209 Why don't you fellows go jerk yourselves a soda? 113 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,002 Oh, and... 114 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,712 And tell Tommy, 115 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,923 I'm nobody's girl. 116 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,888 So, how long has it been? 117 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,682 I don't believe I've seen you since-- 118 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,060 Marie Antoinette's coming-out party. 119 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,019 [both laughing] 120 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,604 And come out she did. 121 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,064 Shame what happened to her. 122 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:41,025 So what have you been up to the past few hundred years? 123 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,195 Oh, singing, carousing, 124 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,489 raising hell one gin joint at a time. 125 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,657 [both chuckling] 126 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:51,619 Everything was copacetic until someone stole my ring. 127 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,705 Oh, well, that is unfortunate. 128 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,334 How about we cheer you up with a healthy distraction, hmm? 129 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,796 We could rent out a brothel, rob a bank. 130 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:03,131 Oh! 131 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,466 Ernie Hemingway's in town. He's always good for a laugh. 132 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,097 Well, I'm not sure you can go out in that. 133 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,600 Lucifer, that ring is the only thing in the entire universe 134 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,352 that means anything to me. 135 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,938 I'm going to get it back. 136 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,108 And you are going to help me. 137 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:24,569 Uh-huh. And why would I do that? 138 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,574 Because you owe me. 139 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:32,535 [dramatic 1940s music plays] 140 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,412 Right. That. 141 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,251 The Devil, solving crime. 142 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,587 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 143 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,504 [scoffs] 144 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:55,766 Seeing as this was long before my police consultant days, I needed help. 145 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,226 Professional help. 146 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,812 Jack was a tough guy I knew from back when. 147 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,481 Bit of a hot mess since the war, 148 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:05,776 but when it came to solving crimes, he was the best in the business. 149 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,321 [Trixie] Hang on. 150 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,240 Why does the investigator have to be a boy? 151 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,367 My mom solves crimes all the time. 152 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,036 Fine. 153 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,455 As I was saying... 154 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,751 [dramatic 1940s music plays] 155 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,758 Well, if it ain't Lucifer Morningstar. 156 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,052 What can I do you for? 157 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:36,224 I need to locate a rare and extremely valuable piece of stolen jewelry. 158 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:40,728 This ring... 159 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,521 to be precise. 160 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,607 Wait, stop the story. 161 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,109 You're supposed to be telling me about your ring. 162 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,444 Your ring is black. 163 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,779 Do you want to hear the story? 164 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,531 Because I'll be perfectly happy at the bar. 165 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,367 Okay, okay. Please continue. 166 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:55,826 Oh, thank you. 167 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:57,703 So... 168 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,956 And why would I stick my nose in? 169 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,168 [coughs] 170 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:05,920 [coughs] 171 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:11,842 All right, I'm listening. 172 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,971 Where'd you last see the ring? 173 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,809 [jazz music playing] 174 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,480 All right, listen, this is a pretty rough joint. 175 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,983 Trouble comes a-knocking, best stay behind me. 176 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,527 Don't worry, I've seen my fair share of trouble. 177 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,945 [scoffs] Yeah? 178 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,322 How many Nazis you take out lately? 179 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,908 At ease, soldier. 180 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:40,121 If fisticuffs ensue, I promise to let you have all the fun. 181 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,331 [both sighing] 182 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,583 So... 183 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,169 Which one of these ne'er-do-wells shall we interview first? 184 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,881 Same person everyone talks to. 185 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,429 [cash register rings] 186 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,181 Be with you in two shakes. 187 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,311 What's your poison? 188 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,438 Gin? Tequila? 189 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,899 We're, uh, looking for information on Lily Rose's ring. 190 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,192 You know who nabbed it? 191 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,280 Word on the street... 192 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:18,576 is folks say a newcomer was seen lurking around Lily's dressing room 193 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,161 the night the ring disappeared. 194 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,414 Sticky-fingered gent by the name of Lucky Larry. 195 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,665 -Oh. -Oh. 196 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,042 You get a description? 197 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,004 [Lucifer sighs] 198 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,924 Sure, sure. Handsome. 199 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,092 Kind of beefy. 200 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,178 Short-haired, strong jaw. 201 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,222 Usually wears a plain blue suit. 202 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,224 Oh, and an eye patch. 203 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,268 Well, you might have led with that. 204 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,646 All right. 205 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,150 Hey. 206 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:52,693 See that fella? 207 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,280 That's the face of a rat just dying to squeal. 208 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,615 You sit tight. 209 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,117 I'm going to go lend him an ear. 210 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,621 Oh! Lovely. 211 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,456 Just what the doctor ordered. 212 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,918 Jack Monroe, PI. 213 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,678 You got any information on a Lucky Larry? 214 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,180 Seen him around. 215 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,517 Handsome, beefy, strong jaw. 216 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,602 -Eye patch? -That's the guy! 217 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,021 Listen. 218 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,858 I don't want any trouble, but if you meet me out back in five, 219 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,944 I might be able to get you the skinny. 220 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,320 All right. 221 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,910 [police sirens wailing] 222 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,162 [dogs barking] 223 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:47,998 Well... 224 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,918 it appears our rat turned tail and ran. 225 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,879 Yeah, he'll show. 226 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,176 So, what'd you want to tell me? 227 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,886 Hey, you should watch your back. 228 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,722 [cackles] 229 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,181 [Jack grunts] 230 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,892 -Ow! -[Lucifer] You again? 231 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,937 Oh, dear! Are-- Are you certain you don't want me to get involved? 232 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,148 It feels a little unsporting just standing here. 233 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,400 I take it back. 234 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,569 [woman screams] 235 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,531 [dogs barking] 236 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,700 [suspensful music playing] 237 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,245 [gun cocks] 238 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,458 [cat screeches] 239 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,843 Warmed them up for you, Mr. Stompanato. 240 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,098 Thanks, boys. 241 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,185 Wait, hold it! 242 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,686 Oh, for crying out loud. 243 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,980 I thought you said Mr. Stompanato. 244 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,982 "Mr." is a man. 245 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,194 Did you or did you not request a gender-balanced narrative? 246 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,362 I'm simply following your instructions. 247 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,577 Perhaps you're wondering why I gathered you here this fine evening. 248 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,162 Thing is... 249 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,917 I don't like folks asking questions in my club. 250 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,045 Sticking noses where they don't belong. 251 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:17,796 So... 252 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,549 if you could refrain... 253 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,719 oh, I would deeply appreciate it. 254 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,388 Because next time... 255 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,643 I won't be so nice. 256 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,896 That means you're gonna die. 257 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,360 [henchmen laughing] 258 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,824 And you... 259 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,036 You're lucky you're a friend of Lily's. 260 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,873 But don't get too friendly. 261 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,629 Enjoy your evening. 262 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,633 Let's go, boys. 263 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,810 Yeah, thanks for having my six back there. 264 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,437 But you told me to stay behind you, 265 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,816 which wasn't easy, considering you spent so much time on the pavement. 266 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,819 So, what now? 267 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,699 Well, we'll check out Lucky Larry's usual haunts in the morning. 268 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,826 You know, petty thieves are like bad pennies. 269 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,744 Sooner or later, they always turn up. 270 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,371 Well, then. 271 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,333 I am off to trip the light fantastic with your city's best and brightest. 272 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,376 [chuckles] 273 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,795 I assume you have plans of your own. 274 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,006 What can I say? 275 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,133 Life's one big party. 276 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,887 [Lucifer] Little did I know, 277 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,891 Jack and his wife, Shirley,  were going through a rough patch. 278 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,392 [Shirley] How are the potatoes? 279 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,435 [Jack grunts] 280 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,150 I made them with cream, just like you like. 281 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,615 Um... 282 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,325 What happened with your eye? 283 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,537 Nothing. 284 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,165 Jack, I know you're still sore with me, 285 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,499 -but you can't just-- -Excuse me. 286 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,376 Lost my appetite. 287 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,713 [door knocks] 288 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,008 God forbid a man gets a moment's peace around here. 289 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,761 [sighs deeply] 290 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,099 [suspensful music plays] 291 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,435 Lucky Larry? 292 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,561 [groans] 293 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,647 [screams] 294 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,070 [suspensful music crescendos] 295 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,911 Give me that name again. 296 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,459 I have to say, that dress is a lovely color on you. 297 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,338 What say we leave the dishes and take it for a spin at the Copacabana? 298 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,840 Well, that's sweet of you, Mr. Morningstar, but... 299 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,134 I already have my dance partner. 300 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,260 Oh. 301 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,304 At least, I thought I did. 302 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,306 All right, thanks. 303 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,190 If you know what's good for you, you stay the hell away from my wife. 304 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,525 Well, I didn't think you'd mind, 305 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,069 considering you haven't said two words to her since I arrived. 306 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,988 I just got off the horn with my informant. 307 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,908 Apparently, Lucky Larry got into it with someone down at the docks yesterday. 308 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,287 A, uh, bratwurst heir by the name of William Kincannon. 309 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,581 Folks call him "Willy the Sausage Prince." 310 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,792 Sounds like an upstanding fellow. 311 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,420 Yeah, well, we'll bust his chops in the morning. 312 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,299 Jack, where are you going? 313 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,217 [Jack] I, um... 314 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,553 I think it's gonna be an early morning and, uh... 315 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,012 I'll just... 316 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,348 sleep at the office. 317 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,106 So, what did the missus do to get your trousers in such a twist? 318 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,441 Cheat on you? 319 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,402 Kick your dog? Ruin your favorite shirt? 320 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,987 None of the above. 321 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,655 Couple weeks back, I... 322 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:16,201 went out with some of my army pals, and... 323 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,245 [sighs] 324 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,581 a few drinks in, the captain says to me... 325 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,461 "You and Shirley were the best 20 bucks I ever spent." 326 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,133 Well, I thought it was fate that brought Shirley and I together 327 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,135 in the public library that day. 328 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,387 All along, it was... 329 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,097 just about money. 330 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,558 -Shirley was a call girl? -Yeah. 331 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,560 That's right. 332 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,313 And rousting me out of my shell shock was her final trick. 333 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,689 Well. 334 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,900 Aren't you lucky 335 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,944 to benefit from the experience your wife has gained 336 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,530 with dozens, maybe hundreds of men? 337 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,201 Firemen, barbers, sailors, carnival barkers-- 338 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,410 Yeah, I get it. 339 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,873 Well, if it bothers you so much, why not just up stakes and leave? 340 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,585 Well, because I love her, and, uh, she says she loves me. 341 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,507 So when you find out the best thing that ever happened to you started with a lie, 342 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,759 well, it's like building a house on quicksand. 343 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,428 Sooner or later, it all falls apart. 344 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,849 Sorry, got lost in a daydream, 345 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,478 on account of your problem being so extraordinarily boring. 346 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,773 Have you considered forgetting about it? 347 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,027 Have I considered forgetting about it? 348 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,987 Is that your advice? 349 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,823 -Well, in my experience... -[chuckles] 350 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,118 ...problems are like Bible salesmen, or... 351 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,661 genital warts. 352 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,081 If you pretend they're not there, sooner or later, they disappear. 353 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,550 Can you not paint the sword first? 354 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,176 It's ridiculously heavy. 355 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,011 Perhaps you'd like a break, sir. 356 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,054 [groans] 357 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,013 [Jack] Yeah. 358 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,727 Why don't you take a load off, Willy? 359 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,312 Who the hell are you? 360 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,022 Jack Monroe, PI. 361 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,108 Lucifer Morningstar, Devil. 362 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,901 Carmina! 363 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,570 Tea! 364 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,078 My dear friend Sigmund would have had a field day with you. 365 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:24,872 Where's the ring? 366 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,665 The what? 367 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,333 Never mind, I'll find it myself. 368 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,252 What are you doing? 369 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,296 What is he doing? What is he doing? 370 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,047 Can you please tell me what he's doing? 371 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,425 Hey, I wouldn't worry about that. 372 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,135 What I would worry about is, 373 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:42,389 we heard you had a pretty heated exchange down at the docks yesterday. 374 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,224 Guy named Lucky Larry. 375 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,893 So? 376 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,771 So Lucky Larry stole my friend's ring and then wound up dead. 377 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,982 Stabbed in the back, some sort of fancy knife. 378 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:52,900 [Willy laughs] 379 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,736 Wait, you think I killed him? 380 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,529 I would never. 381 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,241 I mean, I could if I had to, but I didn't. 382 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,035 And I don't know anything about a ring. 383 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,120 Does anyone know about your whereabouts last night? 384 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,038 Yes. 385 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,664 My portraitist. 386 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,918 I was posing as Hannibal crossing the Alps until almost midnight. 387 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,546 The overtime fees for a rental elephant are unconscionable. 388 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,632 How do you know Lucky Larry exactly? 389 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,717 -[grunts] -[armor clanging] 390 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,637 [groans] 391 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,930 [gasps] 392 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,224 [grunting] 393 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,435 From time to time, 394 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,105 I purchase a trinket or two from Laurence. 395 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,943 How they come into his possession, I do not ask. 396 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,654 I collect objets de guerre. 397 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,199 If he has something that I enjoy, he calls me. 398 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,452 I just love war, don't you? 399 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,664 Sure. 400 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:50,832 Fifth Infantry. 401 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,501 Battle of the Bulge. 402 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,296 And now, where exactly did you serve? 403 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,464 I would have, but... 404 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,299 asthma. 405 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,219 That's why I was so upset when Lucky Larry 406 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,846 insisted that we have our meeting up on the docks. 407 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,390 There was dirt everywhere. 408 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,809 I'm almost certain I stepped in feces. 409 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,020 I'm beginning to think that Willy here doesn't have the brains 410 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,146 to have nicked Lily's ring. 411 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,523 -[Willy chuckles] -No kidding. 412 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,400 Where do you and Larry meet normally? 413 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,734 At his apartment. 414 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,653 It's not much cleaner than the docks. 415 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,447 And yes, I will have Carmina write down the address for you. 416 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,574 Thanks. 417 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,203 -Quite a unique fellow, aren't you? -Mm. 418 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,791 There's a word to describe you, but I can't quite put my finger on it. 419 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,336 It's like a shower, but French. 420 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,964 Oh, I'm sure it'll come to me. 421 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,090 [Willy] Hmm. 422 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,260 [jazz piano playing] 423 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,804 Private dick track down that ring of yours? 424 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:46,847 Hardly. 425 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,932 Our best lead just turned up dead. 426 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,392 [sighs] 427 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,853 Sounds like that ring meant a lot to you. 428 00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,819 I was married, a long time ago. 429 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,196 Guy named Adam. 430 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,284 Things weren't great between us. 431 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,828 Even worse between me and his father. 432 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,621 -Sorry. -Don't be. 433 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,208 By the time they sent me away, it was almost a relief. 434 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,756 I took one little piece of that garden on the way out. 435 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,759 The stone that was in my ring. 436 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,930 I didn't like much of anything about my life back then. 437 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,726 But I sure did love that garden. 438 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,439 Anyway. 439 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,985 The ring reminds me that I don't need Adam or his family, 440 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:43,862 that I don't need anybody. 441 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,947 Oh, Lily. 442 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,157 You're married, right? 443 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,201 Yeah. 444 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,329 To my high school sweetheart, Bill. 445 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,624 We got hitched just before he enlisted. 446 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,001 Wrote each other every day... 447 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,005 until he got wounded in Guadalcanal. 448 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,342 But he made it out, 449 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,219 all the way to the VA upstate. 450 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,098 But the doctors, they can't... 451 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,185 We've known each other all our lives. 452 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,105 I just can't believe... 453 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:19,981 I might lose him. 454 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,319 Guess I'm lucky I never got attached to anybody that way. 455 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,445 Don't you say that! 456 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,074 Every day with my Bill is a gift. 457 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,954 Knowing we may not have much time left... 458 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,833 only makes it that much sweeter. 459 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:45,924 [Lucifer sniffing] 460 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,551 Ugh! 461 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,054 Well, I don't know why they called him Lucky Larry. 462 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:56,268 This apartment is literally the most depressing hovel I've ever seen, 463 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,687 and I've seen Kafka's Hell loop. 464 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,487 Your friend's ring might not be here, 465 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,323 but there is plenty of useful information. 466 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,159 -You see this rug, crumpled up? -Mm. 467 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,620 I think this is where our killer bopped Larry right in the kisser. 468 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,373 Larry falls backwards, here, 469 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:19,624 hits his head 470 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,169 right here on the table, where you see these wood chips. 471 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,211 [Lucifer] Mm-hmm. 472 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,005 But then... 473 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:26,923 he shakes it off. 474 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:32,137 He gets up and he charges at our killer. You, like this. 475 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,431 -Oh! -He knocks the wind out of him. 476 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,391 -Sorry, pal. -That's all right, I love role play. 477 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,061 Things are looking up for our pal Larry, until the killer pulls out a knife. 478 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,481 -Ah-ha! -Larry... 479 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:46,026 heads to the window, but the window was painted shut. 480 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,696 He tried, he wrenched it open. 481 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,367 He got halfway out when the killer... 482 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,662 comes over, stabs him in the back... 483 00:24:58,872 --> 00:24:59,873 creating that 484 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,249 blood spatter. 485 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,959 Oh! 486 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,961 [sighs] And then... 487 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,882 Larry escapes into the evening. 488 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,885 Only to expire on your doorstep. 489 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,180 I just wish we had some more evidence 490 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,682 pointing us to whoever dusted poor old Larry. 491 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,435 Well, actually, 492 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,687 I might have something. 493 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:24,814 [sniffs] 494 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,108 A very expensive cigar. 495 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,652 Well, just the tip. [chuckles] 496 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:31,780 Romeo y Julieta, a favorite of Winston Churchill and... 497 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:32,864 Our old pal... 498 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,658 -Tony Stompanato. -Tony Stompanato. 499 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,540 [Jack] Huh. 500 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,504 So Stompanato finds out Lucky Larry stole his girl's ring... 501 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,589 poses as a buyer... 502 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,424 gets the ring back. 503 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,385 Then kills the thief to avenge the girl. 504 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,137 But if Stompanato did all this to impress Lily Rose... 505 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,430 Why not give her the ring? 506 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,390 Yeah. 507 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,102 [suspenseful music plays] 508 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,365 [suspensful music crescendos] 509 00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,337 Rise and shine, Stompanato. 510 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,774 That certainly explains why he never gave Lily's ring back. 511 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:54,154 Looks like Mr. Stompanato's bark was worse than his bite. 512 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,331 They took his heart. 513 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,416 What do you think they did with it? 514 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,668 Well, he didn't seem the type to wear it on his sleeve. 515 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,878 I'll check the floor. 516 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:10,920 [Jack] Ugh. 517 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:16,509 Huh. 518 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,513 Looks like we were right about Stompanato rubbing out Lucky Larry. 519 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,975 Same insignia as the knife in Lucky Larry's back. 520 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,853 But who rubbed out Stompanato? 521 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,272 I think I know the answer to that. 522 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,191 A man after his own heart, 523 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,276 and Lily Rose's ring. 524 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,822 [sighs] But it appears we're too late on both counts. 525 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,076 Who would have the stones to carve up Stompanato, 526 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,536 and what's that wackadoo symbol on his face? 527 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,954 They're hieroglyphics. 528 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,875 I believe it's the Eye of Horus, 529 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:51,169 a sacred symbol in ancient Egyptian culture. 530 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,670 Sacred eye. 531 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,423 I've heard that before. 532 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,884 I think I know where to find our graffiti artist. 533 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,271 [Jack] Hmm. 534 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,236 -Salutations. -Bloody hell! 535 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,446 [gasps] 536 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,323 Have you come seeking... 537 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,242 books? 538 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,704 Yeah, we have come... 539 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,790 seeking books. 540 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:29,916 Oh. 541 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,962 Thought you were here for the secret cult ceremony. 542 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,630 Sorry, my friend is new. 543 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,800 We are absolutely here for the secret cult ceremony. 544 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,261 If you wouldn't mind pointing us in the right direction. 545 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:42,846 Right through that door. 546 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,515 And if you haven't mail-ordered your robes yet, 547 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:47,684 there's a few extra hanging on the coat rack. 548 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,436 Mm. Mm-hmm. 549 00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:51,187 Lovely. 550 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,355 Thank you. 551 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,673 Melvin the Magnificent, at your service! 552 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:20,425 What is it with this place? 553 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,510 Board-certified priest, oracle, 554 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,804 shaman, and justice of the peace. 555 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,347 How may I assist you? 556 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,349 Lift a curse? Cure a nasty rash? 557 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,853 I got a love spell guaranteed to reel in a dame at 50 paces. 558 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,314 We're looking for something much stronger than that. 559 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:38,651 Preferably Egyptian, possibly involving the removal of a heart. 560 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,196 Ah... 561 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,950 You seek the ceremony of Anubis. 562 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,871 Yes, we do. We'll take one of those, please. 563 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:50,830 Very well. 564 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,124 Look over there! 565 00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,923 For just 12 dollars, 12 dollars, 566 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,759 our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes 567 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,762 this ceremonial mask, two acolytes, 568 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,056 and a drum made from the skin of a Vestal Virgin, 569 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,933 a gilded sacrificial dagger, 570 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,602 and one live... 571 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:13,520 chicken! 572 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,606 -It never ends well for the chicken. -[groans] 573 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,651 Or you might prefer 574 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,236 our economy package. 575 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,196 Uh... 576 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,656 only six dollars! 577 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,784 And the chicken heart comes pre-sacrificed for your convenience. 578 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,036 [Lucifer] Not accurate,  historically speaking, 579 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,704 but quite, uh, bloody. 580 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,748 My old friend Tutankhamen would've loved it. 581 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,377 In the modern age, we are taught to fear death. 582 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,213 But the ancients understood that death... 583 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,048 is power. 584 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,884 [suspensful music plays] 585 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,886 Did you feel powerful 586 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,266 when you were holding Tommy Stompanato's heart in your hands after you killed him? 587 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,311 Somebody killed Tommy Stompanato? 588 00:30:57,188 --> 00:31:00,275 You... You can't possibly believe that I had anything to do with that. 589 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,068 Oh, yeah. We absolutely do. 590 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:05,071 Yes, tell us, Melvin the Magnificent. 591 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,407 What is it you desire? 592 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,369 -I... -Yeah... 593 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,287 ...want... 594 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:13,913 Yeah. 595 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,332 ...a 1941 Pontiac Torpedo. 596 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,088 Eight-cylinder engine, 103 horsepower, 597 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:25,550 zero to forty in under three minutes,  and... 598 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,760 surprisingly affordable. 599 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,847 A few of these deluxe ceremonies a week, 600 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,600 a couple of sacred objects here and there, 601 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,727 and I'm cruising the open road by summer. 602 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:40,315 You killed Stompanato and then you stole my friend Lilith's very special ring, 603 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,735 so forget the open road. The only place you're going is downtown. 604 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,069 Hold the line there, pal. 605 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,614 Are you talking about the ring of Lilith? 606 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,990 Because my clients... 607 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:54,120 uh, parishioners, would pay top dollar for even a slightly passable fake. 608 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,413 We could split the profits. 609 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,333 Objects of immortality are my bestsellers. 610 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,961 Right. Can any of your "parishioners" account for your whereabouts 611 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,338 from noon to 6:00 today? 612 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,756 Well, sure, I was here. 613 00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,841 I did four tarot card readings... 614 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,509 uh, an exorcism... 615 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,554 and a bar mitzvah. 616 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,973 -Oh... -Tony Stompanato's heart was ripped out 617 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,100 in an identical manner to your little chicken scam, 618 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,061 so if it wasn't you that killed him, 619 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,646 it had to be one of your customers. 620 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,190 Did you tell any of them about the ring of Lilith? 621 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,735 Well, sure. I've been selling maps to Lilith's tomb for years, but... 622 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,821 I couldn't tell you who bought them on account of all the robes. 623 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:33,242 [sighs] Well,  that was a clucking waste of time. 624 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,873 I'm afraid we've hit a dead end. 625 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,959 Found a few heart puns, had a few laughs, but... 626 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,296 it seems you'll have to live without your ring. 627 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:50,593 So, why don't I repay my debt some other way? 628 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:56,224 A castle, a private island, a mountain of gold? 629 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,727 The world is your oyster, and I, your concierge. 630 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,731 Thousands of years, Lucifer, 631 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,943 and that ring has always been with me. 632 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,029 It reminds me of who I am, 633 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,324 why I have done the things I've done. 634 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,786 You mean, why you sent your children to Hell? 635 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,372 I gave you an army! 636 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,666 An army I never asked for. 637 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,167 And... 638 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,837 one I didn't know I needed at the time. 639 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:31,968 But... without them I would have spent eternity alone, and... 640 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,304 for that, I shall be forever in your debt. 641 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,560 Which is why I'm truly sorry I couldn't get your ring back. 642 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,190 So am I. 643 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,068 [Lucifer sighs] 644 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,278 So... 645 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,073 How exactly did everyone get the idea 646 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,451 it's the ring that makes you immortal, anyway? 647 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:57,952 Hmm? 648 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:00,872 Uh... 649 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:05,168 So I hitch a ride through the Americas with this explorer, 650 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,753 Hernán Cortés, 651 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:10,882 obsessed with gold, rains bloodshed and terror wherever he goes. 652 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:11,966 A real wet blanket. 653 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:19,766 I split the second we hit land and hook up with this strapping Aztec warrior. 654 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,768 Moctezuma. 655 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:27,190 We have a few drinks, he asks if I'm a virgin. 656 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,402 I say yes because that always got the folks in Spain going. 657 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,488 -Mm-hmm. -Next thing I know, 658 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,157 some priest fellas are throwing me in a volcano. 659 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,950 I survive, and... 660 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,038 somebody writes it on a stone tablet. You know how these things start. 661 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,248 [laughs] I do. 662 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,125 [sighs] Mortals. 663 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,378 Wouldn't mind seeing the look on that thief's face 664 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,632 when they realize that that ring doesn't do a damn thing. 665 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:53,549 Hold on. 666 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,761 The ring doesn't work, 667 00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,681 which means the thief will be looking for a way to make it work. 668 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,521 Lilith, I believe I've found a way to get your ring back. 669 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:11,067 All we need is a high priest, a jeweler, and a distraction. 670 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,993 Thanks to a certain high priest- cum-magic school freshman I know, 671 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,912 the word is out that your ring only works 672 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,414 when it's attached to this rather gaudy bangle. 673 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,125 So whoever stole the ring will come back for this... 674 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:29,544 bracelet. 675 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,504 The thief waits till you're on stage 676 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,714 and sneaks into your dressing room just as before, 677 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,342 except this time, our pal Jack will be watching. 678 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,011 Jack catches thief, thief gives up ring, 679 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:42,056 and before you know it, that little piece of Eden will be back on your finger 680 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,850 -where it belongs. -[chuckles] 681 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:50,523 Hey... 682 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,233 [sighs] 683 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,988 I appreciate you doing this. 684 00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:59,240 Well, your friend Lucifer said you needed me. 685 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,243 But when this is over, I'm taking the bus to Des Moines. 686 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,245 I'm gonna move back in with my mother. 687 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,625 Okay, so... 688 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,212 When Lily gives the cue, you take the bracelet. 689 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,298 -Okay? -And then I parade it around the club, 690 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,509 take it back to the dressing room, put it in the safe. 691 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,595 Wait. 692 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,682 Just, uh... 693 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,435 Be careful, okay? 694 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,982 I'm gonna need more than that, Jack. 695 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,405 All this time you've spent on Earth... 696 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,159 have you ever connected with a human? 697 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,287 I've connected with thousands of humans. 698 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,956 Once, Caligula and I made a human train 699 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,418 -of 37-- -I'm not talking about sex, Lucifer. 700 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,171 I'm talking... 701 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,715 about an emotional connection. 702 00:36:58,424 --> 00:36:59,258 Oh! 703 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:02,094 Absolutely not. [chuckles] 704 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,805 It would take a literal miracle for me to want something like that, 705 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,558 and I'm fairly certain my father's not handing those out anymore. 706 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,726 Why? 707 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,103 Just wondering. 708 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,569 -[audience chuckling] -Take my wife. Please! 709 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,447 [audience laughing, applauding] 710 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,952 Abe Gantz, the funniest man in Manhattan! 711 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,620 [audience cheers] 712 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:31,874 By special request, 713 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,378 I'm going to sing a song that's been a favorite of mine for a while. 714 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,004 Ah! 715 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,506 Truth is, I'm... 716 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,175 Just one dollar. 717 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,596 ...not sure I ever really understood what it meant until just now. 718 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,933 [chuckles] Oh! 719 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,852 -Sorry about that, folks. -[audience laughs] 720 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,855 Had this old thing for forever, and it always gets in the way. 721 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,818 How about a little costume change before we get started? 722 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,116 Be a doll and put this in my safe, will you? 723 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,590 [singing "Someone to Watch Over Me"] 724 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:26,887 ♪ There's a saying old Says that love is blind ♪ 725 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:32,601 ♪ Still we're often told "Seek and ye shall find" ♪ 726 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:37,606 ♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad ♪ 727 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:43,529 ♪ I've had in mind ♪ 728 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:49,618 ♪ Looking everywhere Haven't found him yet ♪ 729 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:56,042 ♪ He's the big affair I cannot forget ♪ 730 00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:02,882 ♪ Only lad I ever think of with regret ♪ 731 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:12,641 ♪ I'd like to add his initial ♪ 732 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,519 ♪ To my monogram ♪ 733 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:22,818 ♪ Tell me where is the shepherd ♪ 734 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:27,198 ♪ For this lost lamb? ♪ 735 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:34,705 ♪ There's a somebody I'm longin' to see ♪ 736 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:38,209 ♪ I hope that he ♪ 737 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:41,921 ♪ Turns out to be ♪ 738 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:46,175 ♪ Someone who'll watch ♪ 739 00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:48,469 ♪ Over me ♪ 740 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:59,230 ♪ I'm a little lamb  Who's lost in the wood ♪ 741 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:05,236 ♪ I know I could always be good ♪ 742 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,116 ♪ To one who'll watch ♪ 743 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:14,870 ♪ Over me ♪ 744 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:19,417 [audience applauds, cheers] 745 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,922 [Lilith] Lucifer Morningstar! 746 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,220 Jack! 747 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,265 Thank God you're okay. 748 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:36,600 There's a man in Lily's dressing room. 749 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,895 I made sure he saw me put the bracelet in the safe, just like you said. 750 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,106 Go, before he gets away! 751 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:43,732 You're an angel, Shirl. 752 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,568 -Go. -Okay. 753 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,413 Hands in the air. 754 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,292 Back up. 755 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,461 Back up slowly. 756 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,423 Turn around. 757 00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:16,098 You killed Tommy Stompanato? 758 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,641 And I took the ring. 759 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:24,899 And I performed the ceremony of Anubis to unlock its ancient power. 760 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,942 And now... 761 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,736 I... 762 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,404 am... 763 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,865 immortal! 764 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,953 Well, the wackadoo that killed Tommy Stompanato. 765 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,872 Willy? I didn't think you had it in you. 766 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,791 Larry should have never sold Stompanato that ring. 767 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,211 Neither of them even knew what they had. 768 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,422 [Jack gasps] 769 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,841 I knew all about the ring. 770 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:53,469 I'm the one who hired Lucky Larry to steal it. 771 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,180 Now put the gun down and hand it over. 772 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,355 Gertie. 773 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,356 How could you? 774 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:07,274 Because it was my plan. 775 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,652 I tracked down the ring. 776 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:13,489 I told Lucky Larry how and when to steal it. 777 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:16,909 I even told him he could have everything in the safe if he just gave me the ring. 778 00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:18,786 And what'd he do? 779 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:22,790 Sold it to some lovesick wiseguy who wound up killing him. 780 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:23,874 [Trixie] Time out! 781 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,335 So both Gertie and Willy learned about the ring 782 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:27,836 from Melvin the Magnificent? 783 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,338 Correct. Mm. 784 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,092 Gertie hired Lucky Larry to steal the ring, 785 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:37,513 but instead he betrayed her and sold it to Stompanato for a higher price. 786 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:40,266 But then Stompanato killed Larry out of revenge 787 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,268 for stealing his girl's ring in the first place? 788 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,936 Indeed. But... 789 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,688 unfortunately for Stompanato, 790 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:48,399 Willy the Sausage Prince also wanted the ring, 791 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,359 and rips the mobster's heart out 792 00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:54,154 in an all-too-real version of Melvin the Magnificent's fake cult ceremony 793 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,531 in order to make it work. 794 00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:56,657 Huh? 795 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,411 Forget it, Trix. It's Chinatown. 796 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,787 It's what? 797 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,124 Never mind. Would you like to hear the rest of the story or not? 798 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,793 Now, I don't want to hurt anyone. 799 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,753 But I need to save Bill. 800 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,381 Jewelry isn't going to save your husband, Gertie. 801 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,591 You're lying! 802 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,175 You're lying. 803 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,469 I saw you that night in the alley. 804 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,138 You got caught in the crossfire 805 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,849 between the Stompanato Boys and the Brooklyn Bridge Gang. 806 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:26,604 You got shot half a dozen times and walked away. 807 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,521 [Lilith] I see. 808 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,482 But that had nothing to do with a magic ring. 809 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,526 -[Willy sighs]  -There's no such thing. 810 00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:33,652 That can't be true. 811 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,989 Let's just settle this rigamarole once and for all, shall we? 812 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:37,990 [Gertie] What? 813 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:38,949 [Willy screams] 814 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,495 You shot me! 815 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,622 Yes, I did. 816 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,040 [Willy] I'm bleeding out. 817 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:47,833 Bleeding out. 818 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,796 Well, that's a lot of bellyaching for a guy who loves war. 819 00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:56,216 [Willy gasping, whimpering] 820 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,012 It's not real. 821 00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:04,850 I can't save him. 822 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,685 Of course you can't. 823 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:11,440 So why risk everything trying? 824 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,692 Gertie, you could have died. 825 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,072 [Willy] My stomach... 826 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,365 We all die, Lily. 827 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,451 And that's okay. 828 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,205 Truth is... 829 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:31,001 I'd rather die today trying to save the man I love... 830 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,214 than live forever without him. 831 00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:45,933 Oh, Gertie. 832 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,772 [Willy] I am too rich to go to jail! 833 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,107 No! 834 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,859 You call my father! Call my father! 835 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,738 Call my father! 836 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:03,867 [sighs] 837 00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:06,245 There's two ways this can go. 838 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,416 Either the Sausage Prince gets what's coming to him 839 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,418 and we pin Stompanato for the rest, 840 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,712 or we get the lady bartender involved. 841 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,840 Your call if you want to press charges. 842 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,517 Let her enjoy whatever time Bill has left. 843 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,186 [whistles] 844 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,943 Well, you're an odd duck, but it's been... 845 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,070 It's been real interesting. 846 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,280 Mm. 847 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,073 You take care of yourself, kid. 848 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,660 You too, old man. 849 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:47,661 [chuckles] 850 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,043 Hey, Shirl. 851 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:56,962 Um... 852 00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:59,214 So what time's your bus? 853 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:01,383 Midnight. 854 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:05,888 Oh, yeah. 855 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:10,017 So if you hurry, um,  you can still make it. 856 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:13,770 Yeah. 857 00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:21,528 Shirl! 858 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,367 Um... 859 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,119 I, uh... 860 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,997 I was thinking if... 861 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,501 If it's all right with you... 862 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,838 maybe I could come with you. 863 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,842 It's a long ride to Des Moines, Jack. 864 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,137 Good. 865 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,682 Give us a chance to talk. 866 00:46:51,683 --> 00:46:52,935 [laughs] 867 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,102 Come here. 868 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,616 So, ring returned, favor repaid. 869 00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:09,159 See you in a few hundred years. 870 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:13,997 No. 871 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,793 Well, you drive a hard bargain, but fine, I'll throw in a castle as well. 872 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:21,713 I have a lovely 22-bedroom in Austria, hardly got bombed at all. 873 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,258 I don't want a castle. 874 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,426 Well, now you're just being difficult. 875 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,178 Cortés. 876 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,265 Moctezuma. 877 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,225 Willy the Sausage Prince. 878 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:36,228 They all think they want to live forever. 879 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:41,024 But they already have something so much more precious. 880 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,152 Gertie was right. 881 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,489 It's knowing there's an end. 882 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,493 That's what makes the rest of it count. 883 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,830 That's what connects them to one another. 884 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,376 What makes them brave, even when they have no reason to be. 885 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,672 I think I've been immortal long enough. 886 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,098 [blows] 887 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,687 [mystical whoosing] 888 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,065 I want you to have it. 889 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:23,901 [exhales sharply] 890 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,904 Once you do this, there's no going back. 891 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,365 Are you sure? 892 00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:33,493 Just one thing. 893 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,829 And it never ends with you, does it? 894 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,582 Although I suppose it will now. 895 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,838 Would you like me to bring your children up to say goodbye? 896 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,550 And undo everything they've learned in Hell? 897 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,302 Never. 898 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,804 My children are perfect. 899 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:54,848 They can't be... 900 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,893 banished, because they have no home. 901 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,438 Can't be abandoned, because they have no family. 902 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,691 They'll never be cast out of the proverbial garden. 903 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,110 You can never tell them what I've done today, Lucifer. 904 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:11,615 Not if they are going to be unbreakable. 905 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:13,951 Well, you have my word. 906 00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:16,703 Well... 907 00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:19,122 I never thought I'd say this, but... 908 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,708 enjoy the rest of your life. 909 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,210 [chuckles] 910 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,925 Right back at you. 911 00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:30,926 [chuckles] 912 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,053 ["This is Ours" by the Peter Sivo Band  playing] 913 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:36,723 ♪ So hold me and smile dear ♪ 914 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,894 ♪ Press your lips to mine ♪ 915 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:44,147 ♪ Forget the past ♪ 916 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:48,735 ♪ For this is ours ♪ 917 00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:00,998 That ring has Lilith's immortality inside it? 918 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,084 Yes. 919 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,836 I suppose it does. 920 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:11,341 Though, as far as I'm concerned, the only thing special about it is... 921 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,095 it reminds me of an old friend. 922 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,683 So, what happened to Jack and Shirley? 923 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,977 Did they live happily ever after? 924 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:25,063 Well, they moved to Des Moines, so... 925 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:26,106 probably not. 926 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,441 [Lucifer chuckles] 927 00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:31,820 My mom says dealing with your problems is the only way to get past them. 928 00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:36,283 I bet Jack and Shirley talked the whole bus ride and fixed everything. 929 00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:38,785 Yes. 930 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:40,495 Yes, perhaps they did. 931 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:42,998 Right. 932 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,666 Story time's over. 933 00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,470 Thanks, Lucifer. This was fun. 934 00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,680 [scoffs] Don't exaggerate. 935 00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,732 You got the story? 936 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,575 I taught you well, kid. 937 00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:25,874 Once upon a time, the Devil went to New York City. 938 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:28,668 The year was 1946. 939 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,630 Are you Lily Rose? 940 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:18,635 Who wants to know? 941 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,555 It's me. 942 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:23,390 Mazikeen. 943 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:30,438 Lucifer told you that I was here, didn't he? 944 00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:35,777 You'd think the Devil would be better at keeping his trap shut. 945 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:38,280 No, I found you all on my own. 946 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:39,239 Have you... 947 00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:41,783 been here all this time? 948 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,911 I gave something a shot. It didn't work out. 949 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:46,872 That's it? 950 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,082 That's all you have to say to me? 951 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,585 What do you want from me? 952 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,172 I wanted to come and see you. 953 00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,262 I wanted to know why you abandoned us. 954 00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,640 Why you abandoned me. 955 00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:10,270 I did it to make you strong, and it worked. 956 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,106 Just look at you. 957 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,569 I can see you don't need anyone. 958 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,035 Yeah. 959 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,412 Look at me.